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Monthly Archive: March 2020

Fish Soup

The Moose scanning the Wall Street Journal before diving into his work for the day.

Now that The Moose is working from home, I have more time for stories that don’t begin A cow says moo, a sheep says baa, three singing pigs say la la la* or In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf.**  I even have the time to write a few.  Here’s one: (more…)

Anne of Green Gables

It is Lent and the only book I’ve been reading is the diary of St. Faustina.  Still, I don’t want to neglect my book posts and leave the impression that after that spate of reviews on taking to the Maine wilderness (which doesn’t seem like a bad idea at all given the present circumstances), I had nothing left.  Far from it.  But the books I have earmarked all need re-reading and I’m focused on other things at the moment.

There is, however, a book post I’ve been wanting to write which doesn’t involve any re-reading. I want to comment on one line from Anne of Green Gables. This line leapt out at me when, about a year ago, and probably for the first time as an adult, I re-read the Anne canon. (more…)

Cooking with The Moose

Results from our afternoon of cooking

Every day that he is here, The Moose breezes into the kitchen and immediately starts pulling out “stuff.”  Most days he starts with my grandmother’s glass juicer and an orange.  He has to ask for a cup (because, even with a stool, cups are too high for him to reach; he has not tried climbing on the counters yet, although that is just a matter of time) and he has to ask me to slice the orange in half.  Then he makes himself some freshly squeezed orange juice and chugs it down. (more…)

My Life in the Maine Woods

Annette Jackson’s writing in My Life in the Maine Woods – A Game Warden’s Wife in the Allagash Country is a bit formal and correct, but the book is absolutely worth a read because while Annette may not be a natural-born writer, she is a perfect, natural-born game warden’s wife.  She tells her stories simply and honestly, and throughout, it is obvious she is crazy in love with both her husband and the Maine woods. (more…)

Nine Mile Bridge

Helen Hamlin’s storytelling in Nine Mile Bridge is almost as breezy as Louise Dickinson Rich’s tales in We Took to the Woods.  Helen came from a family of game wardens and grew up bi-lingual in French and English in Fort Kent, Maine (at the very top of the state).  After attending a teachers’ college, she requested a rural, back-woods school and got it in the logging camp on Churchill Lake.  Because there were very few roads through northern Maine in 1938, her family drove her on a round about trip of 400 miles into Canada and then through Quebec and then back across the U.S. border at Lac Frontiere.  (If there had been a direct route, the trip would have been under 100 miles.)  As they crossed back into the U.S., the U.S. customs official informed Helen’s family that the logging camp at Churchill Lake is no place for a woman. (more…)

We Took to the Woods

In We Took to the Woods, Louise Dickinson Rich, lets us in on her life in the Rangeley area of Maine during the years 1933 – 1942.  Louise is the quintessential outsider turned insider, and she writes for all the rest of us outsiders by answering a series of questions laid out in the chapter titles such as “But How Do You Make a Living?”, “Isn’t Housekeeping Difficult?”, “Don’t You Ever Get Bored?” or “Don’t You Get Awfully Out of Touch?”  Her style is breezy and fairly informal, as if she is giving a talk rather than writing a book.  She sees the humorous side to most things and presents it with a dry, understated voice.  If you don’t actually laugh out loud, you will definitely smile and nod as she takes us deep inside daily life in “The Woods.” (more…)

Three About Maine

I would probably be rubbish in the way back beyond the beyond.  I have all I can to do to keep up with the laundry with an electric washer/dryer; I will do just about anything to cram all the dishes in the dishwasher; I am not all that fond of wild game meat, and I can’t for the life of me make a once-and-for-all grocery list that keeps me from going back to the store ten times in four days.  My thoughts on using an outhouse are unmentionable. (more…)